An anarchic, saucy clown romance controlled by you! Scan a QR code with your phone, and your anonymous messages will be spoken aloud by a talking dummy of Pierce Brosnan, as he tries to win the heart of our amorous clown heroine. Mademoiselle Cafetière runs the loneliest café in Paris, forlorn and desperate for love. Fortunately the audience is there to write her a dating profile, find her perfect suitor, and plan her honeymoon! Everything you type into the custom-made show web-app will be incorporated into the show, as your plucky protagonist improvises the perfect date. Will your Pierce Brosnan be a charming gentleman or a sleazy lothario? That's up to you to decide, in the most bizarre love story ever to grace the stage!