After accidentally becoming fluent in Morse Code I have waded through a sea of dots and dashes to find THE best word in Morse Code (ok, maybe its just my personal favourite - but I have reasons to back it up!) Of course, as a mathematician, I couldn't leave it there and have also determined what I believe to be the best number in Morse Code too. From steganography to lexical anomalies we explore the delights of this not exactly binary alphabet. You may not have time to learn all of Morse Code, so come and learn the singular most awesome word in Morse instead!