baygoose tapestry - @yomimono@wandering.shop

In 2026, a skilled team of elite heist artists liberated these panels from the "Baygoose Tapestry", previously secure in the private vault of Masayoshi Son. This embroidered ancient wisdom, perhaps inspired by the more well-known Bayeux Tapestry, clearly foresages the infamous SoftBank shareholder presentation from earlier this year.

We're pleased to offer EMF hackers the chance to view this historic work before the economic historians or the British Museum spirit it off to another vault, never to be seen again.