Human Speed Camera

SLOW DOWN!!! Pedestrians ambulating at egregious velocities will be penalised!

This enforcement camera will detect humans exceeding sauntering speed and display it on an LED matrix.

Optionally if a button is promptly pushed then an enforcement penalty ticket will also be dispensed by the cheapest thermal printer that eBay has to offer. If you feel you have been unfairly fined then an appeals process will be signposted.

To maintain maximum enforcement efficiency, any good citizens willing to pop a new roll of thermal paper in the printer will be entitled to a crisp high five.

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